DeBlogs > Willy Subach > fall-is-here
By Willy Subach /
September 30, 2015 /
Posted in: Life in Chicago, Student Life, Miscellaneous /
After Dominick’s closed (R.I.P.) and before the Whole Foods
opened up on campus, I would walk to Trader Joe’s to get all my groceries. The
weather was beautiful today, so I decided to walk there and pick up a few
things. One of my favorite things about Trader Joe’s is its huge assortment of
seasonal goods and decorations. Now as I’ve said, I’m an easily excitable person,
so you can imagine my reaction when I walked into Trader Joe’s today and saw
pumpkin flavored everything, including Pumpkin Spice Cookie Butter. If you’ve
had Cookie Butter, you know why this is so exciting. If you’ve never had Cookie
Butter, you better have a good reason why not. If you’ve never heard of Cookie
Butter, go read this famous blog entry about it. After 25 minutes on the phone
with my mother, narrating every pumpkin flavored item I found to her, I was
finally prepared to check out.
Now this is where my story just gets straight up shameful and embarrassing. I’ve truly hit a new low in my life. I’ve hit rock bottom. To paint the picture: my dad had just called to tell me about this showing of Hocus Pocus at a cemetery in Chicago in a few nights. As a child of the immediate gratification generation, I immediately want to watch Hocus Pocus, but I’m obviously not home yet and I’ve lent my DVD player to someone who hasn’t returned it (you know who you are). So here I am, walking home with both my groceries and a burning desire to watch Hocus Pocus.
After I get home and recover from my shame spiral, I grab some apple cider and my pumpkin pie flavored yogurt and I surf the web, as the kids like to call it. I’m pulling up sources to write my blog when I inevitably end up on DePaul Activities Board’s website. I notice an event I had not noticed
before: a Halloweentown Party. Even though they aren’t showing my favorite, Halloweentown High, you better believe I have literally cleared my schedule in order to go. I expect to see you all there with me, eating as many pumpkin flavored baked goods as you can handle.